Movie Plot Generator
Writing a Hollywood movie is easy: all you need is an unusual character in an unusual situation. Choose a genre, throw in a big-name star, and you're done.
With that in mind, I've created a CGI script which takes all the hard work out of the process. Below are a few random plots; click your browser's refresh button to generate some more:
- Harrowing mystery starring Jeremy Kyle as a failed shopkeeper who travels the world searching for a missing relative
- Exciting sci-fi starring Ian Hislop as a ruthless tennis player who is able to predict the past
- Overblown action movie starring Joe Pesci as a egotistical man who is sent to Paris on the trail of a killer doctor
- Uplifting fantasy starring Laurence Fishburn as a rastafarian boy who marries a horse
- Tedious mystery starring Britney Spears as a mafia businessman who witnesses an armed robber while on holiday in Peru
- Romantic comedy starring Snoop Dog as a syphallitic woman who fights crime in a futuristic New York
If you'd like a copy of the script, just ask me
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