Linuxbox.co.ukMovie Plot Generator
Writing a Hollywood movie is easy: all you need is an unusual character in an unusual situation. Choose a genre, throw in a big-name star, and you're done.
With that in mind, I've created a CGI script which takes all the hard work out of the process. Below are a few random plots; click your browser's refresh button to generate some more:
- Tedious fantasy starring Flipper the dolphin as a constipated man who witnesses an armed robber while on holiday in Peru
- Gripping action movie starring Al Pacino as a masked car salesman who travels the world searching for a missing relative
- Black and white family movie starring Joe Pesci as a sassy writer who grows prize-winning carrots
- Enigmatic family movie starring Eddie Murphy as a body-building crime fighter who works in a bakery
- Sober drama starring Dale Winton as a divorced postman who commits suicide after watching Newsnight Review
- Satirical family movie starring John Prescott as a hedonistic stripper who cannot pronounce the word reshuffle
If you'd like a copy of the script, just ask me
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